Caesar dressing:
because the store bought bottle was moldy.
Qld Election Update:
because there’s still no result.
Facebook:
because default.
Gothic Corsets:
because dreaming is inexpensive.
Process of Excommunication:
Because Fr Greg is not nasty enough in ‘Poms and Their Bombs’
Matt Corby:
because Lily said he reminded her of Jeff Buckley.
Aust Society of Editors:
because one day I’ll consider monetary recompense.
Kintsugi Teapot:
because your cracks are priceless.
Rob Cook used the final line as the opening of his poem ‘Antique Value’.